Today I plunged a fork and a comb out of the toilet.

Kaelyn informed me that there's also a makeup brush down there. Still looking for it. I'm really looking forward to the fact that Adam's working the next 7 days straight. Bring on the wine.

My Onery Butt Girl...

I know that the title probably speaks for itself, but let me set the scene for you....

The other day, Kaelyn wanted to play with my camera. After hearing a story about how a friend's daughter broke her camera, I decided that it probably wasn't the best idea.

Kaelyn: But I WWAAAANNNT it!
Me: I said no.
Kaelyn: (a lot screaming inserted here)
Me: Kaelyn, please get out of my room if you're going to yell.
Kaelyn: (amazingly calm, but with fierce attitude in her eyes) Well I'm gonna be an ornery butt girl!

And... since at some point during the day I came up with the bright idea to take a shower... she definitely was.