Conversation between Adam and the Tweens

So, Adam and I are kid-less for a week, and we decided to go to a Rough Riders game tonight. Adam was "taunting" some tween girls... and the situation ended up a little reversed with a conversation that went something like this:

Girl: Are you gay?

Adam: No.

Girl: Does your mama know you're gay?

Adam: No.

Girl: So, you didn't tell you're mama that you're gay?

Adam: No.

All the tween girls in unison: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Adam: What?

Girl: You wouldn't need to tell your mama that you weren't gay if you weren't gay.

Me: BURNED!!! LOL!